I'M DRUNK!

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This's whot Ah like aboot yoo hen, Ye tell't like'et is!
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jeez i was seeing double last night oh my head......my poor head
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its ma turn noo! and im feeling slanderous and bitchy! ........awhhhh hing oan a minit.....
im back!
wait a minute......
aye as i wiz sayin. ive been on the jeezus juice the night and im a wee bit minging way it !

as you may well know or not! its theend of my burthday week bender.ive been out every night and its been magic fun!
i met this guy tonight at the pub who i havent seen for ages. we used to do poetry readings together soem times.

the fat b*stard was in the pub tonight.....his hat looked like a pea on a mountain.ah said "awright er mister" (i willnae tell ye his name....the fat b**tard....)
anhoo...anyhoo...f*ckit....anyhow! i said hello in my usual charmin way......and he blanked me.....i said b**** (insert name....but im no telling ye) how are you doing?
he tutted, rolled his eyes and said
"cant you see im texting"
some people eh!
theyre no worth the paper ye wipe yer arse on (and his sheitey poetry is worth even less) if i hear another one of his stuuuuuuuuuupid poems about bein on the dole in newtown and all the burds hes been at.........i swear ill expose him.....cause i dont reckon hes ever gut laid in his life (and secretly i know.......yes .....i know he works for centrelink in one of their city offices as a civil servant.......and thats soooooo unhip when your a poet spewing yer guts about what a hard life yeeve got...when really ye live in a yuppy dugbox in darlinghurst....drinking bottles of red wine that cost more than 20 bucks, crawling roonD like a big morton bay bug (feck theyre fugly), making witty repartees with the anorexics of paddington and he thinks hes a bit of a charles buckowski when hes really more like jabba the bloody mr blobby hut who is the only creature perhaps uglier than charles buckowski.

auch shite..........im sorry if ive offended anybudy
hang on ....no im not sorry.....im not

i hope hes trawling this site and he sees ma post.......cause ill be laughin if he does

next time i see him.....ill pluckk that bloody phoen out his hands and stamp on it good and proper..........ill make a good job of it
and when he asks me what im doing
ill say
hang on a minute
cant ye see im sending you a text
to tell ye whit a feckin muppet ye really are


so there am dun!
im off to ma bed now
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I'm so drunk I can hear everrry noise in the house@!!! You know, the sound of the fridge & the heater? And the creeeeks! Fuccck man! x
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Dude. I
m drunkl. some gujy heafd bujtted me 2 tiems. HE SWASSAVED NBY THE FACTT TTHQT WE WERE DEFENDIBG THE SAME GUY. jASON.... YOU SAVED THJAT GUY;S ASS... iWOULD HAVE BEATEN HISSS ASSS STUPID
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Right you lot, I'm back here drunk again! Ravenea - You're always welcome here! White pain - This photo is much better dude! LMS - AKA - Vodka Burger girl, Where the fuck are you? I love you all!
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k..back drunk as fuck again,7 am and i'm still drinking,house is a mess,dont know what i did to my passport and wallet,neighbours at the door because of korn and rammstein in the speakers all the way up...maybe i should go to sleep,no wait...still have a bottle left hahahahahaha
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so am I! DRUNK
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finaly, I feel welcome on this blog, hehe, I'm drunk... my metalhead friends.. seems like by my only presence I cause jealousy and disruption... I'm such a controversial individual, hehe... anyway, it's 3 am, good nigh, all of you, people from all over the world
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Ok is't my turn, I had a drinnkig spree today, It's nice, I'm drukn:9

now It's bed time:)
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1 year ago
silmarillion, lol! That sounds so funny, hehe. Happy Birthday ;-)
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i think im still pissed from my birthday last night.....tonight im going to do it all again! im off to a wild party and im going to dress up as a martyred saint! should be a laugh!
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1 year ago
Awwwwww... You guys are so sweet! I have been a bad (=busy) girl and haven't written her lately. But I will, and very soon! Send her my love, will you?

Yes, it's funny with guns' n' roses; I saw them when I was fifteen and then again last summer, when I was twenty-nine, hahaha! Yes, a trip down memory lane indeed.

Stay lovely, you adorable people xxx
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You won't believe this, but Guns'N'Roses are touring here this year! What a trip down memory lane huh?
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1 year ago
crazy scandinavian. we think it's summer. frozen bitches, 0 degrees and wind and sangria and guns'n'roses. lol
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And I'm drunk with you Wystchia! We Sooooooo love you! I know you converse with my girl quite a bit. Keep talking to her, as I know she Listens, Loves & respects you! How good is it just to be alive huh? I love this life! x
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1 year ago
Sangria and an old friend and I'm drunk again! LOL!
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wow....ok..another drunk night,shit,but it feels as good as fuck,lucky there's a little check spelling thing on here,lol.
Mohawk...let's see who can stay drunk all week!!!
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Yay! it took me 3 times to get into my own account! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Drunk I've been out for dinner with my faaamily, now I;m leaninhg on the keyboard!!!!! Liiife Issss Goood DESPITE what the critics Say!!!!! xxx
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1 year ago
Got so drunk I didn't go out to meet them, lol!