I'M DRUNK!

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1 year ago
We're drunk again! LOL!

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As planned I took a plane to Roskilde (Denmark) to visit my good friend Signhild. And yes, WE'RE DRUNK, after a great day in the sun and at sea. This picture was taken at the Viking Ship Museum on a viking ship and wearing viking cloaks.

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och anoither saturday night and ahm pished again...ooops!
this week im so skint its not funny. i have finally got some melbourne work and my visa has come through this week...........yipppppeeeee.so tonight im staying in! the mate im staying with has gone out on a shagfest date and im stuck in the hoose with no money and a huge stash of nice bottles of wine he brought back from a vineyard he went to today! wine + internet + s*xual frustration=not a good combination!However i get paid next week and im off out on a huge bender....even though i should be looking for a house......its so irresponsible of me...yet such an attractive thought!there are soooo many hot boy in melbourne i dont know which way to look sometimes!
maybe ill take a week off before i start my new job!
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1 year ago
Aww MsSpanky, **hugs**
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hell I feel sick.............................................................
Obituary, Manning Bar Syndye uni
Cavoryinga around in the park with my pants arouns my anklexs...even the ducks wer laughinf
a schgool nightand all. Why smirnoff double black?
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How much can a Koala bare?!!
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1 year ago
I'm wasted drunk, I am at work in 5 hours, what the hell am I doing here...

You will all respect the bear! RESPECT THE BEAR!!

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ahm pissed and its only tuesday! i love everybody in melbourne.....even the wee guys that pick stuff oot of bins!
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1 year ago
I swear to drunk I'm not God
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Yep, here again! A customer of mine bought me a bottle of J.D coz she thought my "SERVICE" was second to none! Yay for cuntstomers!
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I'm Drunk again! Welcome to Drunk Club, The first rule of Drunk Club is - You have to be drunk1! The second rule of Drunk Club is you have to be Drunk! The third rule of Drunk Club is, um I can't remember.
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OK, now I'm really DRUNK! Lost the remote and everything! How good is life huh? You know, when you're so drunk, & you start talkin to yourself - never happend to me - NOT! Hey Noodles, What up? Wystchia - Stop being beautifull damn it! nightbringer - Stop being Canadian! - 5Red Dots - just stay the same! I so love you all! Fuck we're a conveinient family! Silmarrilion - I didn't forget you, I just like to save the best till last! I love you baby! x
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Now I'm really drunk! The " I'M GOIN SURFIN -I N MY OWN HOUSE" Drunk! I love you all
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hahaha finally it's my turn;)
Got drunk while chatting with my dear wytzschia, she is gonna visit me by the end of may(can't wait - love that girl!!!)

To nights headline: M?nd! - nogen gange kan mit hoved bare ikke rumme dem!
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1 year ago
I'm so drunk. Great evening! W.A.S.P. was beautiful.
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I'm drunk - again! Q - Why do we, whenst sober hear cats fighting & run out & say "HEY YOU TWO, STOP THAT" in a, big, loud voice,yet when we're DRUNK - like right now, just leave it & say "NAH, THEY'LL SORT'EM'SELVES OUT, THEY'RE JUST CATS"? OMG, I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW! I LOVE YOU ALL HERE AT
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Slayer! Thats fucking crazy! And a kick in the face to boot( pardon the pun) You should have given him your number. Just say " Yeah no worries, it's 1900-EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER! LOL!
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Ok its tuesday and not vodka/ burger monday, but I have just been to see Slayer. Yaay!
They were fucking awesome.
Lots of hot swishy haired boys and sweat.
Metal! hooray for metal, and vodka and pizza since oportos is shut.
okj I will stop now.
I was well behave dfor once in my life, especially after last week. Nearly enough to mtuen me th ther way. grr. stupid men who resemble thw missing link between man and ape.
I got a kick in the cheekbone and thought I had busted it but it was so worth it.
This stupid patronising c**t said to me, wow your a brave girl arnty you?. Stupid idiot, I said tyo him, I went to mmy first metal gig when I was 12!!!!
Fancy saying that to someone. He asked me for my phone number, I said NO!!!
stupid patronising retard fool, grr.
RIght I am drunk tired and horny.
Just thought I would drop you once since I didnt last week Mohawk, just for you. spelling error and all.
Nighty night, slurp! to all the the swishy long haired biys out there!
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hot mead..... aaah, you just have to love it :P