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silmarillion write:

perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack



hey hey, I'll try anything twice
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silmarillion that is too funny!

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nightbringer write:
no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack.
Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.




perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack


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this blog is exactly why I miss you guys, you just made my day! :)
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nightbringer write:
no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack.
Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.





perhaps you should find yourself a quiet midget with a great rack
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Nightbringer...chamois would be a good skin; maybe glue beads under it, for nipples and dye that area. Sorted :))

What's your Backpack's name? How long you guys been seeing each other?
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1 year ago
Well DT, that depends on what membership entails! I have my own fan club to look after too!
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1 year ago
Appolonius do you fancy joining?

You get a badge and a waxing kit :P
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1 year ago
Well it seems to be working DT. You appear to be developing a bit of a fan club!!
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balls in the purse is a metaphor... tits in the backpack... I'm thinking yes. I now have to get my backpack breast implants. I dunno how they'll turn out without the skin over top but I'm sure I can find a reasonable substitute. but how do I make the nipples???
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1 year ago
Appolonius, not as sad as some,

I've been campaigning! I'm surprised you haven't heard my speeches, saw my banners, waved my flag ;)
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Ummm balls in a purse? In a pouch maybe, or a cage, or in pvc tape, clamps, pegs :-)

This blog is taking an interesting turn
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1 year ago
Ah as erudite as ever I see Nightbringer!!!

Yes please, more votes for me! (Oh god how sad does that seem, reduced to this?!!!?!)

I think I need a good woman, or maybe even a bad one!
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Nightbringer...get your backpack some implants. A seamstress could install them; wouldn't be costly, like a surgeon. She could even sew on an orange pouch. Wear it as a frontpack...and go to town... :))))
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1 year ago
"want to hold your balls in their purse"

Is that like a form of CBT? Wouldn't a clamp of some sort do a better job?

I think I must be very lucky, well, I know I am :)

I've never even hung out with women like that, I don't know if this is because they look at me and think I'm a skint bastard, or because I'm good at deciding who I do and do not like.

Why not go to one of those plastic surgery places, they could give you some breasts for your backpack. In fact they could attach them! That would probably freak people out...
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Wait Just a minute.

Nightbringers Don't fall for it DeepTranquility is just trying to keep this blog going. For he is winning and showing it off.
Vote for Appolonius his are only chance : )
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no one be holding me right now... which is how I intend to keep it. Most women these days want to hold your balls in their purse... but me, I don;t go for that. I won;t settle down again until I find a woman who's tits I can keep in my backpack.
Then I will reach in and play with them at my leisure.
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1 year ago
Nightbringers in the eye of the beholder?

But who, who is beholding him?

And whisperingdeath, please get it out my face, I'll have nightmares!

Ah, so bored, I want to mosh with you guys.
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well maybe you'lll be lucky and you'll be holding her
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nightbringer
In the eye of the beholder.