Ok this is the deal all my friends thing I should do stand up because I say some really funny stuff and I'm seriouly considering trying it one night at some open mic night or something in a couple months give me your oppinion on a gothic comic and are there any allready out there if any one has a good gothic joke I'll give you a shout out on stage if I use it
Ok this is the deal all my friends thing I should do stand up because I say some really funny stuff and I'm seriouly considering trying it one night at some open mic night or something in a couple months give me your oppinion on a gothic comic and are there any allready out there if any one has a good gothic joke I'll give you a shout out on stage if I use it
Ohhhhh I want to add some how about "You know your a Goth when you look the same even though the photo is Black & White" and "whenever you go to a Halloween party dressed in casual clothes you are guaranteed to win the prize for most unusual costume"
"Thou shalt recognise the historical importance, to the scene, the names "Johnny Slut", "Rozz Williams", "Nik Fiend", "Peter Murphy", "Siouxsie Sioux", "Robert smith" & "sexbat". Failure to recognise historical importance of these names or thou shall admit ignorance of the scene and proceed to do some research. "
Thou shalt not use "poser" as an insult without genuine grounds to do so.
hmmm I recently used poser as an insult heres what happened...
one of my nick names is Dark Prince
and some gothic chic says to me "theres only one dark prince and thats Lucifer" so I says to her and I says "no I'm The Dark Prince...Lucifer is the Prince of Darkness you Poser"
I'm walking through the halls of my school ((and scince my parents still think im "catholic" i have to wear a f*** uniform in a f**** catholic school....that in itself is funny...)) And its a dress down day. I walk past the school bitch and she laughs and says to me "I LOVE HOW YOU DRESS! BUT ISNT HOLLOWEEN A WHILE AWAY?!" in the loudest, most obnoxiouse voice in the universe.
Being the "calm" person i am, i turn around with a fake smile and say "Y'know, its funny how bitches like you cant think of better disses than ones i take as compliments" and walked away. After that she never spoke to me again....
Ok, that's a lot of text missy. My eyes are permanently damaged I think.
"What do you get when you cross Lee Iococca with a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT"
Now that's just outright hilarious. Good times...
i got a boring goth joke but its so stupid people laugh how many goths does it take to change a light bulb? three, one to change it, one to tell him to turn the f#!$ing light off and one to cry (i think it should be directed at emos not goths but there you g
i got a boring goth joke but its so stupid people laugh
how many goths does it take to change a light bulb?
three, one to change it, one to tell him to turn the f#!$ing light off
and one to cry
(i think it should be directed at emos not goths but there you g
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