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Posted on Mon, Aug 14, 2006 10:15

Does anyone else think he's the messiah?

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Posted on Wed, Sep 12, 2007 13:02

bailey is awesome he is really good comic and he sings and stuff so he is really awesome



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Posted on Wed, Sep 05, 2007 03:13

I love his opening line one year at the Melbourne Comedy Festival:

"Right, what I'd like to do is grow my hair really long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp. Since i don't have the time I prepared something else...."



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Posted on Tue, Dec 12, 2006 23:07

"As an Englishman, I crave dissappointment... the eggs of numbing inevitability."

Who else, Obsidian_Soul?

For me, Eddie Izzard would be high on the list and Peter Kaye's pretty funny too.



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Posted on Mon, Dec 11, 2006 05:01

Bill Baily rules so hard!

"You know Argos...with the laminated book of dreams!"



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Posted on Fri, Nov 24, 2006 18:27

Good man, one of my four favourite stand-up comedians. His impression of Slayer is uncanny!



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Posted on Wed, Oct 25, 2006 01:36

My God! He looks so much like my mum!



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Posted on Wed, Sep 27, 2006 04:06

Hmm, I like Bill but for music combined with comedy he is pale next to Mitch Benn.

Look his stuff up and then find out where he is performing next and go and see him! Top guy and very entertaining.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 12, 2006 12:21

doomgoth write:
i thought bill bailey was w.axl rose's real name

Yeah it is, it's William bill bailey.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 07, 2006 02:44

I am the nemesis of the vowl.
My heart is black as coal...



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Posted on Wed, Sep 06, 2006 14:50

Oh god, I'm trying so hard not to sing...

*takes a deep breath*

Won't you come home... No No No

Damned thread title...



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Posted on Sat, Aug 19, 2006 07:18

"Good material"! ~ Good one, injun. Have you heard the Chaucerian '3 men went into a pub' gag he does?

Hey Sophy!



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Posted on Tue, Aug 15, 2006 12:01

me babes...i do



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Posted on Tue, Aug 15, 2006 09:58

He's pretty funny!!

I don't get all of his references as many are UK-centric, but I like his musical parodies!
His 'Portishead' send up had me laughing pretty hard.

Hopefully, the Messiah will have such a wry and twisted outlook. After all, we (humanity--such as it is) continually provide him with such good material!!!



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