Hey everyone just want to see how many messed up jokes people can come up with for jesusor religon in general.
Here's one for you.
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, heads to the front desk and hands the clerk 3 nails. And asks "Hey, Can you Put me up for the night?"
A pagan dies and goes to hell, when he gets there he sees white sand beaches, palm trees, and all the maikings of a 5 star resort. A man walks up and introduces himself as satan and tells the pagan that tennis will be starting in 10 minutes. The pagan thinks he's gonna like it in hell when all of a sudden everything bursts into fire and brimestone, as a burning man falls from the ground. When the burning man hits the ground, he dissappears and everythings back to the way it was. The pagan looks around and asks what the hell was that. Satan says christians, they wouldnt have hell any other way.
heres one its not about jesus but in the same line so i'll tell it anyway.
4 nuns die in a car crash and they all go to heaven. An angel is waiting for them he says "before you go into heaven i have to ask you all a question" so the frist nun goes up to him he says "have you ever touched a willy"? she says yes with my finger the angel says "well go and wash your hand in the holy water and you can go". The second nun comes up he asks her the same question she says yes with my hand, he says "go wash your hand in the holy water". But the fourth nun runs to wash her mouth out the angel says hey its not your turn yet. she says "if you think i'm going to wash my mouth out in there after shes wash her arse out you have got another thing coming".