How oblivious do people have to be to their surroundings before they get hit by a bus? Seriously. Imagine, if you will:
You go to the city to catch an early movie .. maybe do some shopping. You decide to take advantage of one of many handy parking garages available to you for a small fee. Upon entering the garage, you pass a massive yellow sign that boldly states that the garage closes at 10pm. You get your little parking ticket thingy, that again clearly states the closing time of the garage.
Now fast forward to 2:45am. You return to your car and are absolutely shocked that you can't get your car out of the garage! So ... in recourse, you call the emergency number ... listed on that sign ...you know ... the giant yellow one .. that you didn't bother to read on the way into the garage? A kind soul on the other end of the phone states that they can send someone to let your dumb ass out of the garage ... just tell him which garage you're at.
"I don't know. The one by the movie theater."
*twitch*
"Ok .. which movie theater?" "I don't know , the one in DC."
*twitch*
"Why the hell is the garage locked?" "Ma'am ... where did you find the number that you just called?" "On the sign, out front." "Oh .. the yellow sign? You mean the one that says the name of the garage and that it closed at 10pm?" "Yeah"
*twitch*
"Go back to that sign ma'am, and read me the name of the garage."
*10 minutes later after they sound out the big words*
"Now, which level are you on?" "I don't know." "It's listed on your ticket, right underneath the hours of operation." "D2" "Ok ma'am. There is a $50 service fee for after hours. Security will be right there to help you."
"Why I gotta pay $50 extra to get out of the garage that ain't suppos' to be locked?!"
*click*
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Ok .. rant time again ...
How oblivious do people have to be to their surroundings before they get hit by a bus? Seriously. Imagine, if you will:
You go to the city to catch an early movie .. maybe do some shopping. You decide to take advantage of one of many handy parking garages available to you for a small fee. Upon entering the garage, you pass a massive yellow sign that boldly states that the garage closes at 10pm. You get your little parking ticket thingy, that again clearly states the closing time of the garage.
Now fast forward to 2:45am. You return to your car and are absolutely shocked that you can't get your car out of the garage! So ... in recourse, you call the emergency number ... listed on that sign ...you know ... the giant yellow one .. that you didn't bother to read on the way into the garage? A kind soul on the other end of the phone states that they can send someone to let your dumb ass out of the garage ... just tell him which garage you're at.
"I don't know. The one by the movie theater."
*twitch*
"Ok .. which movie theater?"
"I don't know , the one in DC."
*twitch*
"Why the hell is the garage locked?"
"Ma'am ... where did you find the number that you just called?"
"On the sign, out front."
"Oh .. the yellow sign? You mean the one that says the name of the garage and that it closed at 10pm?"
"Yeah"
*twitch*
"Go back to that sign ma'am, and read me the name of the garage."
*10 minutes later after they sound out the big words*
"Now, which level are you on?"
"I don't know."
"It's listed on your ticket, right underneath the hours of operation."
"D2"
"Ok ma'am. There is a $50 service fee for after hours. Security will be right there to help you."
"Why I gotta pay $50 extra to get out of the garage that ain't suppos' to be locked?!"
I'm sorry but just how the hell do you get caught speeding on a BMX bike?? Did you have some sort of rocket stuffed up your ass? Or are you just talking out of it?
I'm sorry but just how the hell do you get caught speeding on a BMX bike?? Did you have some sort of rocket stuffed up your ass? Or are you just talking out of it?
ring.... ring.... blah blah blah, this is blah blah how may I help you I'm locked in. Ok, where are you at? I'm in the courthouse Ok, which one? I don't know. What is the address? I don't know. Ok which city are you in? I don't know How do you not know which city you are in? I'm on a contracted work crew. We are here painting. Hmmmm, where is everyone else? I don't know.
(teeth grinding yet?)
When did you see them last? Before I fell asleep. Why were you sleeping? I thought you were there painting? I took a nap and when I woke up everyone was gone.
(Ughhhh two hours later the moron was finally found and set free, I tried to talk the officer in to calling him a burglar and shooting him)
hehehe. I have a good one.
ring.... ring....
blah blah blah, this is blah blah how may I help you
I'm locked in.
Ok, where are you at?
I'm in the courthouse
Ok, which one?
I don't know.
What is the address?
I don't know.
Ok which city are you in?
I don't know
How do you not know which city you are in?
I'm on a contracted work crew. We are here painting.
Hmmmm, where is everyone else?
I don't know.
(teeth grinding yet?)
When did you see them last?
Before I fell asleep.
Why were you sleeping? I thought you were there painting?
I took a nap and when I woke up everyone was gone.
(Ughhhh two hours later the moron was finally found and set free, I tried to talk the officer in to calling him a burglar and shooting him)
we both got trance port problems i hat to pay a fine for speeding on my BMX on the A38 going to duffiled (since i live in england) i hat to pay a 80 pound fine and 3 points on my licence witch i dont have yet. and now im stuggling for cash. i hate my own cuntry but blame Tony Blair for the stupid laws i cant do jack now without the pigs following me to everywhere i go
we both got trance port problems i hat to pay a fine for speeding on my BMX on the A38 going to duffiled (since i live in england) i hat to pay a 80 pound fine and 3 points on my licence witch i dont have yet. and now im stuggling for cash. i hate my own cuntry but blame Tony Blair for the stupid laws i cant do jack now without the pigs following me to everywhere i go
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