So watching some true crime show and it was about a 46 year old pretending he was 18 online falling in love with a 45 year old woman pretending she was a hot 18 year old. So basically 2 liars met online and were sending lies to each other...The guy sending old pics and the chick sending her DAUGHTER'S pics and yes even a pair of used undies while having a cyber relationship with the guy for 2 years. It of course ended in tragedy but what got me the most was the "Horrible Sexting" they wrote. It was a lot of:
Her: "Then what would you do if I was naked?" Him: "Baby I'd give you the magic!" Seriously who uses that phrase and damn I kinda do want to start using that...Drive the wife crazy with me whispering in her ear as she's falling asleep:
"Damn woman you are so lucky to have me cus baby...I'm gonna give you the magic!...Ohhh yeah!...Boom shaka laka!" (Then squeeze her ass)
I wonder how many days I'll have to sleep on the sofa for that?...Let's be honest...It be worth it.
So watching some true crime show and it was about a 46 year old pretending he was 18 online falling in love with a 45 year old woman pretending she was a hot 18 year old.
So basically 2 liars met online and were sending lies to each other...The guy sending old pics and the chick sending her DAUGHTER'S pics and yes even a pair of used undies while having a cyber relationship with the guy for 2 years.
It of course ended in tragedy but what got me the most was the "Horrible Sexting" they wrote.
It was a lot of:
Her: "Then what would you do if I was naked?"
Him: "Baby I'd give you the magic!"
Seriously who uses that phrase and damn I kinda do want to start using that...Drive the wife crazy with me whispering in her ear as she's falling asleep:
"Damn woman you are so lucky to have me cus baby...I'm gonna give you the magic!...Ohhh yeah!...Boom shaka laka!" (
Then squeeze her ass)
I wonder how many days I'll have to sleep on the sofa for that?...Let's be honest...It be worth it.
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