Quoting Noodles123:

There sat Noodles listening to his Ipod...Jamming to Justin Bieber's Greatest Hits...Man was Mohawk73 right...That chick had some pipes on her and thank God she was 18 now so he could properly admire her without being all pervy.
 
 
 
(IndigoRising suddenly whispers into his ear)...Noodles suddenly turned beet red.
 
 
 
"Are you sure?...A dude?...Get the fuck outta here!...With THAT hair?...You sure she/he isn't a lesbian?..Then why does he/she wear those tight ass girl pants answer me that!!!"-Roared Noodles as his lips trembled and eyes watered.
 
 
 
He hadn't been this embarressed since Mohawk73 had found out that Noodles had been a stunt double for Vickie the android on that 80's show "Small Wonder."
 
 
 
They laughed at him but hey Huffy Green Machines and collecting all the Garbage Pail Kid cards weren't cheap!
 
 
 

***Back to work next week***Cabin Fever was closing in like a fat girl at a buffet table*** 
 

 
 

***I actually miss work***All play and no work make Noodles a very bored boy***
 

 
 

***Oh the humanity***
 
 
 
 

There sat Noodles listening to his Ipod...Jamming to Justin Bieber's Greatest Hits...Man was Mohawk73 right...That chick had some pipes on her and thank God she was 18 now so he could properly admire her without being all pervy.
 
 
 
(IndigoRising suddenly whispers into his ear)...Noodles suddenly turned beet red .
 
 
 
"Are you sure?...A dude?...Get the fuck outta here!...With THAT hair?...You sure she/he isn't a lesbian?..Then why does he/she wear those tight ass girl pants answer me that!!! "-Roared Noodles as his lips trembled and eyes watered.
 
 
 
He hadn't been this embarressed since Mohawk73 had found out that Noodles had been a stunt double for Vickie the android on that 80's show "Small Wonder."
 
 
 
They laughed at him but hey Huffy Green Machines and collecting all the Garbage Pail Kid cards weren't cheap!
 
 
 

***Back to work next week***Cabin Fever was closing in like a fat girl at a buffet table*** 
 

 
 

***I actually miss work***All play and no work make Noodles a very bored boy***
 

 
 

***Oh the humanity***