Gothic Blogs > Noodles123's blogs > They Said I'd Go Blind...They Lied!
They Said I'd Go Blind...They Lied! Sort by:
Author
Noodles123
Available only
to logged in members

total posts: 2593
Posted on Sat, May 05, 2012 11:49

Was the name of Mohawk73's autobiography...A well written book of the ups and downs of a mohawked man as he goes through life's trials part of as Australia's only naked mime troop who were known as "The Priscilla In the Desert Experiment."
 
 
 
I read parts of it...Brought tears to my eyes especially that part where the white whale ate his leg or the crocodile ate his hand which held his pocket watch or he had wanted more gruel and they had said no...Sorry I forget due to smoking the salvia with Mylie or bong hit of oregano with Michael Phelps...What?...it's legal...Just like the time DeepTranquility did "Jenkem" in college with his pals...(Trust me look it up!).
 
 
 
As I finished Chapter 12 when he and that midget escaped the Mexican Prison, after being convicted of trying to smuggle iguanas in his pants out of the country...I knew that it was fated to be not only a best seller but possibly a movie with me being portrayed by Zach Efron and Mohawk73 being played by Danny Devito with David Carradine doing the voice over...What he's not available?...Why is he filming right now?...What!?...Dead?...Auto erotic masturbation WHAT?...In the closet?...With Asian hookers?...Now that's the way to go!
 
Errrrm just saying.



Reply / add comments   Quote   Report abuse    0 up Bookmark and Share
Follow - Email me when people comment