As I waited all sleepy like for Mohawk73 early that Wednesday morn I had NO idea what awaited me.
"What's all this about Mo!?"-I said stirring my coffee all suave and mature..."And why do you need to suddenly borrow my 1 man tent, sleeping bag and portable toilet?"
"Errrrm well I'm going to be waiting in line to get tickets to a midnight showing of a movie."-He said all nervously, eye's twitching and hands graspng and looking sweaty.
"Oh."-I figured Mylie Cyrus must have made another movie or one more of those ridiculuos vamp/werewolf movies with that chick I want to donkey punch must be about to play...(Yeah I'd donkey punch that Stewart girl for making that crap which the wife THEN drags me off to see).
"Fine fine but no munkey business...Who's going with you?"-I asked.
"Thanateros and possible Indigo Rising...Oh my they can't wait either."-He said with a smile like when you see a slow boy who has a beautiful butterffly land on his nose...Just like that.
"What's the movie about?"-I questioned like a good friend should.
"Oh don't worry it's a beautiful story of a young man who battles society's stereotypes through interpertive dancing to fight injustice one thong at a time...It's called ((mumble mumble)." As he grabbed my camping gear and ran to his car.
"What was that???"_ I screamed.
"Mumble mumble!"-Was his reply before gunning it out of my driveway.
I thought it was odd...For a second I thought he said "Magic Mike???"
The End???
As I waited all sleepy like for Mohawk73 early that Wednesday morn I had NO idea what awaited me.
"What's all this about Mo!
?"-I said stirring my coffee all suave and mature..."And why do you need to suddenly borrow my 1 man tent, sleeping bag and portable toilet
?"
"Errrrm well I'm going to be waiting in line to get tickets to a midnight showing of a movie
."-He said all nervously, eye's twitching and hands graspng and looking sweaty.
"Oh
."-I figured Mylie Cyrus must have made another movie or one more of those ridiculuos vamp/werewolf movies with that chick I want to donkey punch must be about to play...(Yeah I'd donkey punch that Stewart girl for making that crap which the wife THEN drags me off to see).
"Fine fine but no munkey business...Who's going with you
?"-I asked.
"Thanateros and possible Indigo Rising...Oh my they can't wait eithe
r."-He said with a smile like when you see a slow boy who has a beautiful butterffly land on his nose...Just like that.
"What's the movie about
?"-I questioned like a good friend should.
"Oh don't worry it's a beautiful story of a young man who battles society's stereotypes through interpertive dancing to fight injustice one thong at a time...It's called ((mumble mumble)
." As he grabbed my camping gear and ran to his car.
"What was that??
?"_ I screamed.
"Mumble mumble!
"-Was his reply before gunning it out of my driveway.
I thought it was odd...For a second I thought he said "Magic Mike
???"
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