1. No More yelling "RACE WAR!" at inappropriate places...Like kid's festivals or baptisms...Again I appolgize to you Mohawk73 and might I add that the Brisk Ceremony was beautiful and tasteful
2. No more asking my Pakistanian friend why he hid Osama...True story he was caught in his village/town...LoL although he admitted the government must have known being it's a military town with a miltary academy
3. No more teasing the Canadians by telling them there's bikinis made out of flannel or stonewash material...They get all crazy hunting it down online...Cus nothing makes a Canadian heart beat faster than stonewash/flannel...Okay maybe maple syrup, oh and I forgot about poutine and and crystal meth like they have in Alberta
4. No more picking on the Amish because of my new found respect for them after seeing clips for Abraham Lincoln : Vampire Killer...Whoo knew those Quakers were so good with an ax?...Besides vampires that is
5. No more offering my services as GM's Dear Abby...Giving unsolicited advice on the ups and downs of life...Experience and pain are always the best teachers...Except if it's about STDs
6. No more trying to convince people that chihuahuas in sweaters are really grouchy midget dogs who rock out with their cocks out...They only rock out with their hands out and it's not hard rock it's easy listening rock like ABBA or Air Supply...My applogies
7. No more trying to convince people that the end is coming and to stock food, ammo, weapons, meds, getting in shape, studying...Everything is fine and wonderful...The food from the Gulf is fine...There is no more radiation being spewed by Fukashima...The economies and banks aren't about to collaps...Oh and my kenyan born president is not taking away all our freedoms with anti-constitutional measures such as arrests without charges, drones, control of the internet and limiting the Freedom of Information Act...Take the red or blue pill you decide.
1. No More yelling "RACE WAR!"
at inappropriate places...Like kid's festivals or baptisms...Again I appolgize to you Mohawk73 and might I add that the Brisk Ceremony was beautiful and tasteful
2. No more asking my Pakistanian friend why he hid Osama...True story he was caught in his village/town...LoL although he admitted the government must have known being it's a military town with a miltary academy
3. No more teasing the Canadians by telling them there's bikinis made out of flannel or stonewash material...They get all crazy hunting it down online...Cus nothing makes a Canadian heart beat faster than stonewash/flannel...Okay maybe maple syrup, oh and I forgot about poutine and and crystal meth like they have in Alberta
4. No more picking on the Amish because of my new found respect for them after seeing clips for Abraham Lincoln : Vampire Killer...Whoo knew those Quakers were so good with an ax?...Besides vampires that is
5. No more offering my services as GM's Dear Abby...Giving unsolicited advice on the ups and downs of life...Experience and pain are always the best teachers...Except if it's about STDs
6. No more trying to convince people that chihuahuas in sweaters are really grouchy midget dogs who rock out with their cocks out...They only rock out with their hands out and it's not hard rock it's easy listening rock like ABBA or Air Supply...My applogies
7. No more trying to convince people that the end is coming and to stock food, ammo, weapons, meds, getting in shape, studying...Everything is fine and wonderful...The food from the Gulf is fine...There is no more radiation being spewed by Fukashima...The economies and banks aren't about to collaps...Oh and my kenyan born president is not taking away all our freedoms with anti-constitutional measures such as arrests without charges, drones, control of the internet and limiting the Freedom of Information Act...Take the red or blue pill you decide.
Dude, the whole "Brisk" thing got cancelled in the end. They couldn't find a chainsaw that was big enough. Come to think of it.... I'm not even Jewish!
Dude, the whole "Brisk" thing got cancelled in the end. They couldn't find a chainsaw that was big enough. Come to think of it.... I'm not even Jewish!
Well Mo and I are like fine wine...You have to get used to our ways and after all the rebelling and arguing you might see we have a point...Except for Mohawk73's theory that mayonaise takes away syphilis. (Gets all nervous) Not that he has it or anything...Errrrm...Cus he doesn't and he did NOT ask me not to say anything about it you got that bub?(Runs into the night cape flapping in the wind).
Well Mo and I are like fine wine...You have to get used to our ways and after all the rebelling and arguing you might see we have a point...Except for Mohawk73's theory that mayonaise takes away syphilis.
(Gets all nervous) Not that he has it or anything...Errrrm...Cus he doesn't and he did NOT ask me not to say anything about it you got that bub?(Runs into the night cape flapping in the wind).
laughed my ass off on the first one... ABBA refrence, perfect... And the last one was even a bit informative... You know, I used to hate you when I first signed on GM... But, I actually look forward to reading your blogs, these days...
laughed my ass off on the first one... ABBA refrence, perfect... And the last one was even a bit informative... You know, I used to hate you when I first signed on GM... But, I actually look forward to reading your blogs, these days...
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