Every group of friends has one...That one guy that is too easy to pick on...As a whole I'm not into the bullying but if there's one thing men do when together is talk shit to each other.
So there's a partner name Futch, thin little fellah with a good attitude who seems to attract jibes, jokes and pranks for some reason...He has a gravatational pull and alas even I picked on him yesterday...Case in point:
There was a magazine with a hot looking Asian Chick in a bikini on it and he was asked "Hey Futch what would you do if you had a chance with that?"
Before he could reply it might have been said by me "Run and lock himself in the bathroom and call for his mom!" (Laugther ensued)
Afterwards, I felt bad...So I apploigized because even though done in jest some people can't retort, base or play the dozens...So I tried to give him some insult pointers because NO MATTER where you go there is a hierarchy among men AND women.
There's the Alpha Dogs and there's the followers...If you don't make a stand somewhere then people will pick on you...So I appoligized and decided to go for the Alpha Dog in the group, a big old corn fed white boy who wrestled in college BUT had blown out his shoulder about 2 months ago...So even if he's a monster I'd make him cry in a fight...Basically Cus as an old man I'd cheat and go for that shoulder...(Hey this isn't the movies...Do what you need to win a fight...If a guy is tall go for his knees...If a guy is huge go for his throat or eyes).
So when the jokes came back around I took some shots at him and he turned red and kept quiet...I literally saw my little partner's face light up like a child at Xmas...So yes as part of my "Do good for the world Noodle's project" I picked on bullies yesterday.
Noodles then takes off Cape (Red Towel) and takes off his Superman Costume (Underoos) and valiently gives himself a thumbs up.
Every group of friends has one...That one guy that is too easy to pick on...As a whole I'm not into the bullying but if there's one thing men do when together is talk shit to each other.
So there's a partner name Futch, thin little fellah with a good attitude who seems to attract jibes, jokes and pranks for some reason...He has a gravatational pull and alas even I picked on him yesterday...Case in point:
There was a magazine with a hot looking Asian Chick in a bikini on it and he was asked "Hey Futch what would you do if you had a chance with that?"
Before he could reply it might have been said by me "Run and lock himself in the bathroom and call for his mom!" (Laugther ensued)
Afterwards, I felt bad...So I apploigized because even though done in jest some people can't retort, base or play the dozens...So I tried to give him some insult pointers because NO MATTER where you go there is a hierarchy among men AND women.
There's the Alpha Dogs and there's the followers...If you don't make a stand somewhere then people will pick on you...So I appoligized and decided to go for the Alpha Dog in the group, a big old corn fed white boy who wrestled in college BUT had blown out his shoulder about 2 months ago...So even if he's a monster I'd make him cry in a fight...Basically Cus as an old man I'd cheat and go for that shoulder...(Hey this isn't the movies...Do what you need to win a fight...If a guy is tall go for his knees...If a guy is huge go for his throat or eyes).
So when the jokes came back around I took some shots at him and he turned red and kept quiet...I literally saw my little partner's face light up like a child at Xmas...So yes as part of my "Do good for the world Noodle's project" I picked on bullies yesterday.
Noodles then takes off Cape (Red Towel) and takes off his Superman Costume (Underoos) and valiently gives himself a thumbs up.
Classic! I ALWAYS go for the bully & I look'em strait in the eye while I'm doin it. They always look away - always. Then I just don't let up, no matter who they go for next, I go strait for them & the longer into the night it goes on... the heavier the Ol' MOHAWK goes. & you know what? I love every minute of it. What are they gonna do? Payback's a bitch!
Classic! I ALWAYS go for the bully & I look'em strait in the eye while I'm doin it. They always look away - always. Then I just don't let up, no matter who they go for next, I go strait for them & the longer into the night it goes on... the heavier the Ol' MOHAWK goes. & you know what? I love every minute of it. What are they gonna do? Payback's a bitch!
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