I'm kinda split...Part of me thinks the guy is totally weird looking yet kinda fascinating...When he gets all excited about the Sham Wows I get excited and no like Mohawk73 gets excited when he goes to those "Thunder from Down Under" Shows.
(Note to self:Remind Mohawk he still owes me for those front row tickets...People season tickets are NOT cheap!)
Anyways, when he's all doing that part where he spills the soda on the carpet patch then soaks it and there's nothing underneath I'm more fascinated than Amy Winehouse watching that heroin scene with John Travolta in "Pulp Fiction."
BUT at the same time he's so weird like all sinewy...You know skinny muscular with veins sticking out and that ridiculous spiked hair like Zonic the HedgeHog...Part of me wants to beat him with bars of soap in a sock.
Then it happened...He made the commercial in Spanish!
Why didn't they just dub it??? Why did they have him speaking Spanish in a total accent that said he had NO idea what he was saying just reading sounds? I mean I could have written the following and the guy would have said it.
"A Sham Wow le gusta votar por los democratas y comer sacate verde!...Sham Wow violo a seis muchachos en Vancover Canada." ETC ETC ("Sham Wow likes to vote for the democrats and eat green grass...Sham Wow molested 6 boys in Vancover Canada).
I may TIVO that Sham Wow commercial in Spanish...It's made to be a classic on Telemundo!
I'm kinda split...Part of me thinks the guy is totally weird looking yet kinda fascinating...When he gets all excited about the Sham Wows I get excited and no like Mohawk73 gets excited when he goes to those "Thunder from Down Under" Shows.
(Note to self:Remind Mohawk he still owes me for those front row tickets...People season tickets are NOT cheap!)
Anyways, when he's all doing that part where he spills the soda on the carpet patch then soaks it and there's nothing underneath I'm more fascinated than Amy Winehouse watching that heroin scene with John Travolta in "Pulp Fiction."
BUT at the same time he's so weird like all sinewy...You know skinny muscular with veins sticking out and that ridiculous spiked hair like Zonic the HedgeHog...Part of me wants to beat him with bars of soap in a sock.
Then it happened...He made the commercial in Spanish!
Why didn't they just dub it??? Why did they have him speaking Spanish in a total accent that said he had NO idea what he was saying just reading sounds? I mean I could have written the following and the guy would have said it.
"A Sham Wow le gusta votar por los democratas y comer sacate verde!...Sham Wow violo a seis muchachos en Vancover Canada." ETC ETC ("Sham Wow likes to vote for the democrats and eat green grass...Sham Wow molested 6 boys in Vancover Canada).
I may TIVO that Sham Wow commercial in Spanish...It's made to be a classic on Telemundo!
To Noodles123: I didn't know about the Sham Wow guy untill I saw a video where someone re-edited his commercial for the slap chop. Funny stuff. I think it was called "slap nuts". I'll have to quit slacking on my language studies. I could barely understand what you wrote in spanish. Till I read the translation. He he. Back to the books for me I guess.
To hardtopickname: I kind of cheated on translating what you wrote. I used a translation program(the one named after a fish). Just had to see what the joke was. I love a good joke(or even a bad one). I won't spoil it for the rest. I'll only say it's something funny involving....... cupcakes?
To Noodles123: I didn't know about the Sham Wow guy untill I saw a video where someone re-edited his commercial for the slap chop. Funny stuff. I think it was called "slap nuts". I'll have to quit slacking on my language studies. I could barely understand what you wrote in spanish. Till I read the translation. He he. Back to the books for me I guess.
To hardtopickname: I kind of cheated on translating what you wrote. I used a translation program(the one named after a fish). Just had to see what the joke was. I love a good joke(or even a bad one). I won't spoil it for the rest. I'll only say it's something funny involving....... cupcakes?
NO, DUDE.. WE NEED TO MAKE THAT SHAM WOW COMMERCIAL AND U-TBE IT! You're a genius! 1/4 of the western hemisphere will never get the joke unless it's explained or there's subtitles! Granted I can only loosely translate from spanish to english and neither are proper but I can just imagine!
"Ay, carajo, brothe! Soy limpiando mi culo, luego lo utilizan para poner en taza de tortas! Pinche tortas para pinche puneteros!"
...which is nasty enough to make a challenge to the nice people out there to go translate for themselves!
NO, DUDE.. WE NEED TO MAKE THAT SHAM WOW COMMERCIAL AND U-TBE IT! You're a genius! 1/4 of the western hemisphere will never get the joke unless it's explained or there's subtitles! Granted I can only loosely translate from spanish to english and neither are proper but I can just imagine!
"Ay, carajo, brothe! Soy limpiando mi culo, luego lo utilizan para poner en taza de tortas! Pinche tortas para pinche puneteros!"
...which is nasty enough to make a challenge to the nice people out there to go translate for themselves!
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