(Replay Cus It Hits Home):

Weird huh?...Not too long ago in order to be sexy you had to be a lil crazy, wild, a lil unstable mixed with a dash of cockiness...("Must not make pun with cocky word"-Said the Noodles painfully).

 
However times have changed and what wasn't and what will be is slowly changing as society changes...Happened before during the Dotcom days when nerds made great strides because if you were into computers you could make money...And lets admit it money makes everyone look a lil sexier...(Wink wink nudge nudge).
 
Well as things get topsy-turvy the new sexy is stuff that used to seem boring such as:
 
1.  Having a job...Yup just by being different and having some steady money to do lil couple things...Eat out and go to the movies makes a huge difference...Especially if you have a career not just a job...Hence a cop/lawyer/fireman might seem sexier than the stocker at Walleyworld even though the stocker maybe the more honest and hardworking of them...Sad but true.
 
2.  Being mentally stable...Who would have thought not being off and overly angry or moody or having rants would actually have been a negative?  But for a long while women seemed to choose the worst they could find just based on the "He's interesting factor" or the ever popular "He'll change for me because my love will cure him."
 
3.  Being funny and being able to hold an intelligent conversation...Too many times the funny guy got the girl but sometimes didn't get to keep her...Because the moody guy might sweep by to snatch her but if the world IS gloomy who wants to be with a gloomy person?
 
Hell I once gave up on a model because she was always moody...And as I walked out of her house and she was left screaming and cursing at me it felt so gooood...No matter how pretty or good looking the guy/girl is...Sense of humor is more important.

 
4.  Sad but true...Material things...As the world economies go down all the fakers that WERE pretending to be "Balling" will disapear and those who actually have some $ will apear as a more attractive mate...It's like the penguins and the pebbles...The more pebbles the male brings the more attractive he is to the female...Damn Whoring Penguins!
 
It sucks that cars and bling bling mean more to people that other things but when people stop buying or affording wasteful things then soon only those with them will seem unique...Not making excuses just telling my Noodles Hypothesis #489.
 
5.  Fitness...And I don't mean all buff...Just looking fit...In shape able to fight or handle things...It's a known fact that as a society becomes more industrialized and richer then the "Fancy Boys" look hotter because pretty boys/girls are like accessories...So in bad times mean looking/slighty ugly but tough/big guys move up the ranks...Yay I can be attractive again!

 
So the times are a changing kids...Get ready or get smashed. 
 

(Replay Cus It Hits Home):

Weird huh?...Not too long ago in order to be sexy you had to be a lil crazy, wild, a lil unstable mixed with a dash of cockiness...("Must not make pun with cocky word"-Said the Noodles painfully).

 
However times have changed and what wasn't and what will be is slowly changing as society changes...Happened before during the Dotcom days when nerds made great strides because if you were into computers you could make money...And lets admit it money makes everyone look a lil sexier...(Wink wink nudge nudge).
 
Well as things get topsy-turvy the new sexy is stuff that used to seem boring such as:
 
1.  Having a job...Yup just by being different and having some steady money to do lil couple things...Eat out and go to the movies makes a huge difference...Especially if you have a career not just a job...Hence a cop/lawyer/fireman might seem sexier than the stocker at Walleyworld even though the stocker maybe the more honest and hardworking of them...Sad but true.
 
2.  Being mentally stable...Who would have thought not being off and overly angry or moody or having rants would actually have been a negative?  But for a long while women seemed to choose the worst they could find just based on the "He's interesting factor" or the ever popular "He'll change for me because my love will cure him."
 
3.  Being funny and being able to hold an intelligent conversation...Too many times the funny guy got the girl but sometimes didn't get to keep her...Because the moody guy might sweep by to snatch her but if the world IS gloomy who wants to be with a gloomy person?
 
Hell I once gave up on a model because she was always moody...And as I walked out of her house and she was left screaming and cursing at me it felt so gooood...No matter how pretty or good looking the guy/girl is...Sense of humor is more important.

 
4.  Sad but true...Material things...As the world economies go down all the fakers that WERE pretending to be "Balling" will disapear and those who actually have some $ will apear as a more attractive mate...It's like the penguins and the pebbles...The more pebbles the male brings the more attractive he is to the female...Damn Whoring Penguins!
 
It sucks that cars and bling bling mean more to people that other things but when people stop buying or affording wasteful things then soon only those with them will seem unique...Not making excuses just telling my Noodles Hypothesis #489.
 
5.  Fitness...And I don't mean all buff...Just looking fit...In shape able to fight or handle things...It's a known fact that as a society becomes more industrialized and richer then the "Fancy Boys" look hotter because pretty boys/girls are like accessories...So in bad times mean looking/slighty ugly but tough/big guys move up the ranks...Yay I can be attractive again!

 
So the times are a changing kids...Get ready or get smashed.