Well Farmer's Market is off the Bucket List...That leaves skydiving...Be a masseuse for Zooey Dechannel...Having one professional fight win or lose...See the Pyramids in Mexico before the drug dealers push it to civil war...Dress up like the Skipper from "Gilligan's Island"...Moon the Pope etc etc.
So much stuff to do and so little time and money now a days...I guess I could start by mooning a picture of the Pope...Kinda ge myself ready for the big time...Imagine me buying a ticket to Italy...Flying to Roma...Getting to the Vatican among all the pilgrims...The Sistine Chapel Chorus is singing "Ave Maria" as the Pope walks in...Then suddenly I yell "Yo Bendict XVI watch out tonight because I fear there might be a FULL MOON!"
Then I moon him and then take off before the Swiss Guards catch my sweet Hispanic ass and get all medievel on it...But not medievel like that white guard in Pulp Fiction you know the one that had the gimp...I feel I need something to wake me up.
Well Farmer's Market is off the Bucket List...That leaves skydiving...Be a masseuse for Zooey Dechannel...Having one professional fight win or lose...See the Pyramids in Mexico before the drug dealers push it to civil war...Dress up like the Skipper from "Gilligan's Island"...Moon the Pope etc etc.
So much stuff to do and so little time and money now a days...I guess I could start by mooning a picture of the Pope...Kinda ge myself ready for the big time...Imagine me buying a ticket to Italy...Flying to Roma...Getting to the Vatican among all the pilgrims...The Sistine Chapel Chorus is singing "Ave Maria" as the Pope walks in...Then suddenly I yell "Yo Bendict XVI watch out tonight because I fear there might be a FULL MOON!"
Then I moon him and then take off before the Swiss Guards catch my sweet Hispanic ass and get all medievel on it...But not medievel like that white guard in Pulp Fiction you know the one that had the gimp...I feel I need something to wake me up.
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