Quoting Noodles123:

I cannot...I cannot...I MUST Tell the truth:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1.  I am not a Grandmaster of Love Making...I'm only a Master  
 
 
 
 
 
2.  I am not a Giant Midget like I once claimed
 
 
 
 
 
3.  I was not the 5th Beatle who played the cowbell in the "White Album"
 
 
 
 
 
4.  My "Blue Steel Look" that I use for my male modeling gigs is more of a "Topaz Steel Look"
 
 
 
 
 
5.  I was never President of the Justin Beiber Fan Club just the Sergeant at Arms/Treasurer
 
 
 
 
 
6.  I was never the inspiration for the movie "Boogie Nights"...I'm more about girth
 
 
 
 
 
7.  I'm over my hate of the Canadians...I am now focused on the Dutch...Those damn chocolate making, wooden shoe wearing, finger in the dike, blood diamond trading, owners of the largest collection of Orange sweater nation...Oh and don't get me started on the Fijians!
 
 
 
 
 
8.  I never rocked the Cradle of Love I gently manhandled it
 
 
 
 
 
9.  I never sat in a ratty short robe, in front of a window shirtless, in my tight red underwear, eating cold Captain Crunch cereal, out of a punch bowl, with a Miso soup spoon...Everyone knows I only eat Special K cereal cus I'm watching my figure

I cannot...I cannot...I MUST Tell the truth:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1.  I am not a Grandmaster of Love Making...I'm only a Master  
 
 
 
 
 
2.  I am not a Giant Midget like I once claimed
 
 
 
 
 
3.  I was not the 5th Beatle who played the cowbell in the "White Album"
 
 
 
 
 
4.  My "Blue Steel Look" that I use for my male modeling gigs is more of a "Topaz Steel Look"
 
 
 
 
 
5.  I was never President of the Justin Beiber Fan Club just the Sergeant at Arms/Treasurer
 
 
 
 
 
6.  I was never the inspiration for the movie "Boogie Nights"...I'm more about girth
 
 
 
 
 
7.  I'm over my hate of the Canadians...I am now focused on the Dutch...Those damn chocolate making, wooden shoe wearing, finger in the dike, blood diamond trading, owners of the largest collection of Orange sweater nation...Oh and don't get me started on the Fijians!
 
 
 
 
 
8.  I never rocked the Cradle of Love I gently manhandled it
 
 
 
 
 
9.  I never sat in a ratty short robe, in front of a window shirtless, in my tight red underwear, eating cold Captain Crunch cereal, out of a punch bowl, with a Miso soup spoon...Everyone knows I only eat Special K cereal cus I'm watching my figure

Quoting luciatristania:

The sergeant of arms.... you sure u don't confused that one with your Hell's Angels period?

And 7: We Belgians are the only ones who make good chocolate, the rest are our fellow Dutch neighbours: people from the Netherlands!!
And why on earth do you have something against lesbians? *measures temperature of Noodles*

The sergeant of arms.... you sure u don't confused that one with your Hell's Angels period?

And 7: We Belgians are the only ones who make good chocolate, the rest are our fellow Dutch neighbours: people from the Netherlands!!
And why on earth do you have something against lesbians? *measures temperature of Noodles*