As the scent of corn beef hash floated through the streets and the angry wail of drunk, sexually repressed Irish could be heard howling in the darkness Noodles prepared for the drunken festivities.
He cradled his Mossberg 500 and lightly touched his Ruger 38 for the feeling one gets as a child touching your teddy bear...Where would the Irish Madness end?...Would the city NOW become filled with the sight of young men in their 20's throwing up green beer and the stench of urine in every alleyway and corner?
Would there be loud noises all night and pastly white chubby women clip clopping on "Hooker Heels" be trying to seem all sexy as they tried to fit their size 10+ into size 2 dresses?...Where would the guy with the Irish Whiskey in his car's trunk park going in and out of the bar with his friends to do shots and smoke a cigarrette going to park? Also why was it only on St. Paddy's Day that he remembered to blast "The Best of the Pogues?"
"Oh no!"-Thought Noodles...He would not fall into that drunken stupor... To the chubby syriens...He would rent bad horror movies, eat greasy pan pizza with high fructose, carbonated, soda with his wife and family...Possibly even watching "Far and Away" with Tom Cruise, the movie based on the Irish immigration to the US (And where he first notice Cruise has one normal nostril and another that could inhale a honey dew melon).
To quote the greatest Irish actor of all time, in the greatest Irish movie of all time...("The Leprechaun")..."Where's me gold??!!"
As the scent of corn beef hash floated through the streets and the angry wail of drunk, sexually repressed Irish could be heard howling in the darkness Noodles prepared for the drunken festivities.
He cradled his Mossberg 500 and lightly touched his Ruger 38 for the feeling one gets as a child touching your teddy bear...Where would the Irish Madness end?...Would the city NOW become filled with the sight of young men in their 20's throwing up green beer and the stench of urine in every alleyway and corner?
Would there be loud noises all night and pastly white chubby women clip clopping on "Hooker Heels" be trying to seem all sexy as they tried to fit their size 10+ into size 2 dresses?...Where would the guy with the Irish Whiskey in his car's trunk park going in and out of the bar with his friends to do shots and smoke a cigarrette going to park? Also why was it only on St. Paddy's Day that he remembered to blast "The Best of the Pogues?"
"Oh no!"-Thought Noodles...He would not fall into that drunken stupor... To the chubby syriens...He would rent bad horror movies, eat greasy pan pizza with high fructose, carbonated, soda with his wife and family...Possibly even watching "Far and Away" with Tom Cruise, the movie based on the Irish immigration to the US (And where he first notice Cruise has one normal nostril and another that could inhale a honey dew melon).
To quote the greatest Irish actor of all time, in the greatest Irish movie of all time...("The Leprechaun")..."Where's me gold??!!"
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