There was a slight humming in the air...The buzz was Mohawk73 and Noodles were going to fight by the swings because of that thing that happened in Theater Production Class...Who would play Petruchio in the school's version of William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew?"
Would it be Mohawk with his high pitch voice that still hadn't hit puberty and unrecognizable Ozzie accent that ended every sentence with the word "Mate?"
Or would it be Noodles, with his deep barotone voice that Wolfbane1000 once described as "Angelic and mighty" and had dampened more undies than "Uncle JoJo's Water World?"
As they met by the swings with anger in their eyes and their fists clenching; the drip of flop sweat pored from Mohawk's forehead like a Mormon in a whorehouse.
"You ready Mo?"-I asked and rubbed my slightly unshaven handsome face as I began warming up.
"YYYEEeeeAAaah...Mate"-Replied Mohawk in a voice as if Paul Hogan had had a baby with Kermit the frog, during a coke binge in the 80's.
"Then lets do this you m*therf*cker!"-I yelled in a fierce voice.
"That's CLASSY m*therf*cker to you!"-Yelled Mohawk back to me.
Then we broke out with the Pogs and he beat me 2 out of 3 games and I had to play Gremio the elderly suitor of Bianca...Yeah I wore a wig why? Those gray hairs aren't mine!...What I do NOT dye my hair! Who said that?...Oh my Moms?...Errrrm she lying and sh*t cus I like owe her money and stuff...What???...Seriously...Errrm I gotta go...Got to get my Pog on.
There was a slight humming in the air...The buzz was Mohawk73 and Noodles were going to fight by the swings because of that thing that happened in Theater Production Class...Who would play Petruchio in the school's version of William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew?"
Would it be Mohawk with his high pitch voice that still hadn't hit puberty and unrecognizable Ozzie accent that ended every sentence with the word "Mate?"
Or would it be Noodles, with his deep barotone voice that Wolfbane1000 once described as "Angelic and mighty" and had dampened more undies than "Uncle JoJo's Water World?"
As they met by the swings with anger in their eyes and their fists clenching; the drip of flop sweat pored from Mohawk's forehead like a Mormon in a whorehouse.
"You ready Mo?"-I asked and rubbed my slightly unshaven handsome face as I began warming up.
"YYYEEeeeAAaah...Mate"-Replied Mohawk in a voice as if Paul Hogan had had a baby with Kermit the frog, during a coke binge in the 80's.
"Then lets do this you m*therf*cker!"-I yelled in a fierce voice.
"That's CLASSY m*therf*cker to you!"-Yelled Mohawk back to me.
Then we broke out with the Pogs and he beat me 2 out of 3 games and I had to play Gremio the elderly suitor of Bianca...Yeah I wore a wig why? Those gray hairs aren't mine!...What I do NOT dye my hair! Who said that?...Oh my Moms?...Errrrm she lying and sh*t cus I like owe her money and stuff...What???...Seriously...Errrm I gotta go...Got to get my Pog on.
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