...cus this lil Mexican boy is going to celebrate St. Paddy's Day!
(In a hush tone) Just don't tell anyone I don't really like beer...Wine and hard liquor why do you ask?...What do you mean that's foo-foo?...I'm sorry I don't want a beer gut and the smell of bitter breath like you know who? (Stares to Scotland where somewhere in the highlands Deeptranquility dreams of Haggis on toast)
My plans today?...Dentist...Taxes...and after seeing how much I owe go drinking...A lil pleasure to go with a lil pain...Hope my friends can carry my fat ass if I pass out...I hardly drink anymore so I might be a lightweight...Probably like the time Mohawk got drunk at that Thunder from Down Under Tour on wine spritzers.
So someone get the bail money ready OR most likely I'll be nursing some good whiskey keeping an eye out for my friends and smoking a clove or two...You know to celebrate St. Paddy's...What did he do again?
Bless the potato?...Get a Royal Flush two times in a roll?...Run guns for the IRA?...Beat the Scots at shortest kilt contest?
Everyone stay safe and get a designated driver...Trust me...I speak from experience.
...cus this lil Mexican boy is going to celebrate St. Paddy's Day!
(In a hush tone) Just don't tell anyone I don't really like beer...Wine and hard liquor why do you ask?...What do you mean that's foo-foo?...I'm sorry I don't want a beer gut and the smell of bitter breath like you know who? (Stares to Scotland where somewhere in the highlands Deeptranquility dreams of Haggis on toast)
My plans today?...Dentist...Taxes...and after seeing how much I owe go drinking...A lil pleasure to go with a lil pain...Hope my friends can carry my fat ass if I pass out...I hardly drink anymore so I might be a lightweight...Probably like the time Mohawk got drunk at that Thunder from Down Under Tour on wine spritzers.
So someone get the bail money ready OR most likely I'll be nursing some good whiskey keeping an eye out for my friends and smoking a clove or two...You know to celebrate St. Paddy's...What did he do again?
Bless the potato?...Get a Royal Flush two times in a roll?...Run guns for the IRA?...Beat the Scots at shortest kilt contest?
Everyone stay safe and get a designated driver...Trust me...I speak from experience.
Oddly, St Patrick is'nt even Irish. From what I heard/read he was from somewhere in Britain and was abducted by Irish raiders at 16 to be a slave. He was in Ireland for a few years till he escaped back to his family and joined the church. He returned to Ireland as a missionary and he's mostly known for ridding Ireland of snakes.
Some say Ireland would never have had snakes in the first place but who knows. If I were more religious I might know some more, but I hope this is of some use hehe.
Oddly, St Patrick is'nt even Irish. From what I heard/read he was from somewhere in Britain and was abducted by Irish raiders at 16 to be a slave. He was in Ireland for a few years till he escaped back to his family and joined the church. He returned to Ireland as a missionary and he's mostly known for ridding Ireland of snakes.
Some say Ireland would never have had snakes in the first place but who knows. If I were more religious I might know some more, but I hope this is of some use hehe.
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