Quoting bonnsterthemonster:

New doctor wants to biopsy my thyroid. It's functioning fine, I just have a growth. Yeah! Goiter is so fun. But yet, it's not very noticable, but it does hurt. So I get whole bunches of bills and all my life will be consumed up soon with this crapoliciousness. But, that's ok. If I have to go into the meat grinder I suppose I can "moo" like the rest of them. Did I mention that I really am not grandious, I am just better, f**kers. Actually, yes. I can prove it over and over again. But still I get this sound agitation. Why do they have to keep up the dickless wonder thing? You don't need a dick anyway. Oh well maybe I will be saved from the pain and suffering of watching those stinky monkeys and God will take me up on the operating table. Dang! No such luck. Really, death is a REPRIEVE. Actually, yes, it totally is. But, hey, I'm not done yet. I sure just hope I am not made to suffer too long. Wish me grace and kindness so I don't have to turn into a Hilter. But awww, you're agony is gorgeous! Oh check my tube on, my lovelies! Dang fashion week is coming in 3 weeks! Farfegnugen!

New doctor wants to biopsy my thyroid. It's functioning fine, I just have a growth. Yeah! Goiter is so fun. But yet, it's not very noticable, but it does hurt. So I get whole bunches of bills and all my life will be consumed up soon with this crapoliciousness. But, that's ok. If I have to go into the meat grinder I suppose I can "moo" like the rest of them. Did I mention that I really am not grandious, I am just better, f**kers. Actually, yes. I can prove it over and over again. But still I get this sound agitation. Why do they have to keep up the dickless wonder thing? You don't need a dick anyway. Oh well maybe I will be saved from the pain and suffering of watching those stinky monkeys and God will take me up on the operating table. Dang! No such luck. Really, death is a REPRIEVE. Actually, yes, it totally is. But, hey, I'm not done yet. I sure just hope I am not made to suffer too long. Wish me grace and kindness so I don't have to turn into a Hilter. But awww, you're agony is gorgeous! Oh check my tube on, my lovelies! Dang fashion week is coming in 3 weeks! Farfegnugen!