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Ideas NOT To Use For 1st Date Ideas
25 Views          05/11/12
I notice everyone filled out this section on their profiles and 2 out of every 3 involve walking in a cemetary, reading dark poetry and doing some weird vampire related activity...Probably drinking clamato from a chalice while wearing a cape, cat eyes and fake vampire teeth while watching "True Blood."
 
(Can't lie I LOVE that show...Mmmm that redhead)
 
Anyways, I find that everyone is unique and original by doing the EXACT same thiing, listening to the same hardcore anti-establishment music and wearing the same expensive clothing that makes us original even though everyone is wearing the same thing.
 
However, with that in mind please do NOT use the following ideas for a first date:
 
1.  Anything that involves the term "Fisting" unless you want your email inundated with emails and winks from strange mohawked guys from Sydney...But do what you like don't let me tell you how to live your life
 
2.  Throwing stuff at midgets, from your car, partially clothed...and that means still wearing socks and shoes
 
3.  Assless chaps shopping...Nuff said
 
4.  Asking her to skinny dip with you and your French Poodle Pierre...Yes even if you bring towels
 
5.  TWO words................."Hydrcolonic Therapy"...Sounds romantic I know...But it's NOT
 
6.  Looking at photos of you wearing baby clothes or diapers...Although the photos are only 2 years old
 
7.  Scavenging at the abandoned Hep C Factory across the train tracks
 
8.  Getting drunk on cheap wine and lamenting the lost love of your life who stole your heart, soul and bible with Ceelo Green's autograph
 
9.  Arguing politics about Obama and mentioning how he touched you in an inappropriate John Travolta way while you guys were doing coke in Kenya while studying communism from Richard Marx (The pianist not the other Marx who invented the ideology)
 
10.  Talking about your bunions...In detail...Using pie charts, photos and a short but well made laser show (Man Bonnsterthemonster was that a turn off)
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Joy and Pain...Sunshine and Rain
7 Views          05/10/12
There sat Noodles listening to his Ipod...Jamming to Justin Bieber's Greatest Hits...Man was Mohawk73 right...That chick had some pipes on her and thank God she was 18 now so he could properly admire her without being all pervy.
 
 
 
(IndigoRising suddenly whispers into his ear)...Noodles suddenly turned beet red.
 
 
 
"Are you sure?...A dude?...Get the fuck outta here!...With THAT hair?...You sure she/he isn't a lesbian?..Then why does he/she wear those tight ass girl pants answer me that!!!"-Roared Noodles as his lips trembled and eyes watered.
 
 
 
He hadn't been this embarressed since Mohawk73 had found out that Noodles had been a stunt double for Vickie the android on that 80's show "Small Wonder."
 
 
 
They laughed at him but hey Huffy Green Machines and collecting all the Garbage Pail Kid cards weren't cheap!
 
 
 

***Back to work next week***Cabin Fever was closing in like a fat girl at a buffet table*** 
 

 
 

***I actually miss work***All play and no work make Noodles a very bored boy***
 

 
 

***Oh the humanity***
 
 
 
 

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11 Views          05/09/12

****Not a present thought...Was just thinking of how I felt about 3 years ago****
 
He woke up and noticed the hole in his chest...He unemotionally saw that it seemed like his heart had been taken and he cursed her name under his breath but without conviction.
 
He assumed that it was one of many things she had carelessly stolen and placed in her purse on the way out the door like she had many many times before...Shoved in her purse which held broken hearts, old lipstick, loose change, cigarettes, men's testicles and probably condoms.
 
Like some sociopath that takes everything green and sweet and once it's full then leaves unto the next victim.
 
BUT was he a victim?...Wasn't that his Modus Operendi before her?...Hadn't he hurt quite a few people himself in a cold hearted way...Making excuses when things got serious or commitment was needed?
 
Was this just a Cosmic Scale being weighed and set right?...Did he really hurt for her or was it just a selfish wound on his ego that wouldn't heal?
 
A sense of forgetfulness that he was older now not the young cock of the walk, that Time had pushed him down the Male Hiearchy?...Was it love or just childish capriciousness?

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The Hunger
10 Views          05/07/12
No not some wanna be vampire fetish claiming to want to taste people's blood during awkward over dramatize sex while bumping Enigma!
 
Or the time I saw it in Mohawk73's eyes when we were at that party playing "7 minutes in heaven"...I don't want to talk about it...I mean at first I was relieved he didn't try to choose me then I was insulted...I mean have you seen my quads, glites and hamstrings?...They're majestic like if I did non-stop lunges!...(Said Noodles humbly)
 
Anyways, things falling in place being I'm one of those nerdy guys who does everything in an ""Order" list...But "Father Time" is kicking my ass.
 
I keep talking change and I move but obstacles pop up and I lose my drive because I'm content...Sometimes being content can be your enemy as you lose the "Hunger."
 
That lil spark which people see in your eye as a man or woman on a mission not just one more fat ass worrying about drinking, partying and goofing off...Those people are a dime a dozen.
 
I've forgotten to work out, I've forgotten to have real hobbies or goals and I'm keeping my brain on pseudo intellectual coma by not challenging myself mentally.
 
I'm pushing myself but become complacent so easily...I'm being honest at least...There's many here who confuse getting into dramas or messes as living interesting...No thanks...I'm talking living a lifestyle that isn't a routine or a wheel in a hamster's cage.
 
I miss being the Joker in the deck...Life is zooming by and either I stand up or I just close my eyes and become one more society drone eating banana Yoplaits while laying on the sofa, bloated while waiting for Days of our Lives to begin.
 
In Mexico people watch soaps to not think about THEIR live's, they learn to live through imaginary characters...Fuck that...Why not make your own adventures?...Used to be the one friends/coworkers used to ask questions about my weekend so they could live vicariously through me...Now I'm like a Human Ambien Pill.
 
Need to push more...Anybody feel the same thing?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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They Said I'd Go Blind...They Lied!
14 Views          05/05/12
Was the name of Mohawk73's autobiography...A well written book of the ups and downs of a mohawked man as he goes through life's trials part of as Australia's only naked mime troop who were known as "The Priscilla In the Desert Experiment."
 
 
 
I read parts of it...Brought tears to my eyes especially that part where the white whale ate his leg or the crocodile ate his hand which held his pocket watch or he had wanted more gruel and they had said no...Sorry I forget due to smoking the salvia with Mylie or bong hit of oregano with Michael Phelps...What?...it's legal...Just like the time DeepTranquility did "Jenkem" in college with his pals...(Trust me look it up!).
 
 
 
As I finished Chapter 12 when he and that midget escaped the Mexican Prison, after being convicted of trying to smuggle iguanas in his pants out of the country...I knew that it was fated to be not only a best seller but possibly a movie with me being portrayed by Zach Efron and Mohawk73 being played by Danny Devito with David Carradine doing the voice over...What he's not available?...Why is he filming right now?...What!?...Dead?...Auto erotic masturbation WHAT?...In the closet?...With Asian hookers?...Now that's the way to go!
 
Errrrm just saying.
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Hmmmmmm Part IV
12 Views          05/02/12
So reading a book on mental clarity when I read an amazing line which went something along "The reason for most of our fear and misery is our refusal to forget the past."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now I totally agree with this because it's usually been the past that's stopped me from moving on...However, if we forget the past love aren't we really forgetting the lessons learned?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I forget the past don't I become some sort of sociopath with no feelings or long term emotions?...I used to do that when I was younger...Just hopped from one woman to another but in the end it was cruel of me but more importantly it jinxed my future because I believe Karma exists...The bad things you do now WILL fuck you in the future...It's eeire.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I guess everything is should be in moderation but who can selectivily choose to remember somethings and forget others?...You either love hard or you don't love at all.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So can't call it although the quote at first seemed like words of wisdom it's never good to be too much of anything...Strong, weak, sweet, cruel...I guess you have to balance yourself on a razor's edge.
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Fattism
16 Views          04/29/12
It's a new disease that affects 5 out of 5 Americans...It's cause unknown...Seems to affect both young and old of any race or sex.
 
Studies are still pending but there seems to be some sort of connection between not working out, leading a seditary lifestyle, smoking, drinking and eating crappy fattening food...But studies are not conclusive...I like to blame genetics, hypothyroidism and possible Disney Style hexes from hot witches.
 
The cure is unknown although taking diet pills seems to work as does surgery because why would you want to actually do something about it right?...Said the Noodles as he answered the wireless phone and changed the channel using the remote..."Damn it"-Said the Noodles..."Mom wants me to go get milk from the corner market and I'm low on gas for the SUV!"
 
"If only there was some way to know why it happens?"-Said the Noodles stuffing his face full of Cheetos with sips of his Mountain Dew between bites of his Big Mac...As he sat in his desk chair wearing a Snuggie waiting for his microwave pizza to be ready...Mmmmm cheese, bacon and lard pizza his favorite!
 
Americans...The new Bulgarians minus the babushkas, heavy eyebrows and kangaroos.
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Abusive Relationships
12 Views          04/30/12
Just saw some video with some douchebag musician beating his wife as she films it...Disturbing to say the least...At that point I feel bad for the girl, angry at the DB BUT have a dash of coldness towards the girl also.
 
 
 
Seems cruel I know BUT I'm being honest here not trying to play the part...Problem is too many women stay with too many douchebags or go back to too many douchebags in order for me to feel too bad.
 
 
 
No one has the right to curse at you, beat you or abuse you...However, after awhile the empathy we feel for people goes away when they refuse to press charges, refuse to move out, refuse to break up with them etc.
 
 
 
Goes the same way with men...Ever have that friend who's GF/Wife cuts him down, treats him like crap, spends all his $ and still cheats on him?...Then he finds out but stays?...At that point I lose respect and close my eyes to his problems.
 
 
 
I've read the stats and how abusers break people down, but in the end with all the info on TV/Radio/Books/Movies on the subject when does personal responsibility come into play?
 
 
 
There's people stuck because of marriage/children or because they can't make it financially without the abuser...THAT I understand...However, if you're not in that group then my empathy is very low.
 
 
 
#1 reason for couples fighting?...Money and since the economy is causing pain worldwide means drug/alcohol/stress is shooting up which of course leads to abuse...So watch your back girls and for the men?...Man up you idiots...We all hurt for someone from our past but keep pushing foward.
 
 
 
One day you'll wake up and ALL the pain/wanting and sadness will be gone...I've gone through it plenty of times...When I was in my teens and early 20's I thought I would die of heartache...Now I understand that although it hurts bad everything passes and there will be something new and even better down the road...Mmmmm redheads :)
 
 
 
So keep the chin up and get your brothers or cousins to put in some WORK on any guy that hurts you...Male abusers usually abuse women who have no male support.
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Shallowness On The Rise
19 Views          04/23/12
(Replay Cus It Hits Home):

Weird huh?...Not too long ago in order to be sexy you had to be a lil crazy, wild, a lil unstable mixed with a dash of cockiness...("Must not make pun with cocky word"-Said the Noodles painfully).

 
However times have changed and what wasn't and what will be is slowly changing as society changes...Happened before during the Dotcom days when nerds made great strides because if you were into computers you could make money...And lets admit it money makes everyone look a lil sexier...(Wink wink nudge nudge).
 
Well as things get topsy-turvy the new sexy is stuff that used to seem boring such as:
 
1.  Having a job...Yup just by being different and having some steady money to do lil couple things...Eat out and go to the movies makes a huge difference...Especially if you have a career not just a job...Hence a cop/lawyer/fireman might seem sexier than the stocker at Walleyworld even though the stocker maybe the more honest and hardworking of them...Sad but true.
 
2.  Being mentally stable...Who would have thought not being off and overly angry or moody or having rants would actually have been a negative?  But for a long while women seemed to choose the worst they could find just based on the "He's interesting factor" or the ever popular "He'll change for me because my love will cure him."
 
3.  Being funny and being able to hold an intelligent conversation...Too many times the funny guy got the girl but sometimes didn't get to keep her...Because the moody guy might sweep by to snatch her but if the world IS gloomy who wants to be with a gloomy person?
 
Hell I once gave up on a model because she was always moody...And as I walked out of her house and she was left screaming and cursing at me it felt so gooood...No matter how pretty or good looking the guy/girl is...Sense of humor is more important.

 
4.  Sad but true...Material things...As the world economies go down all the fakers that WERE pretending to be "Balling" will disapear and those who actually have some $ will apear as a more attractive mate...It's like the penguins and the pebbles...The more pebbles the male brings the more attractive he is to the female...Damn Whoring Penguins!
 
It sucks that cars and bling bling mean more to people that other things but when people stop buying or affording wasteful things then soon only those with them will seem unique...Not making excuses just telling my Noodles Hypothesis #489.
 
5.  Fitness...And I don't mean all buff...Just looking fit...In shape able to fight or handle things...It's a known fact that as a society becomes more industrialized and richer then the "Fancy Boys" look hotter because pretty boys/girls are like accessories...So in bad times mean looking/slighty ugly but tough/big guys move up the ranks...Yay I can be attractive again!

 
So the times are a changing kids...Get ready or get smashed. 
 
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Prescriptions Prescriptions Prescriptions!
13 Views          04/23/12

(Author's Note:  I write in Stream of Conciousness Form)
 
As I was peeking at the people who peeked at me, I of course saw the usual people who freely admitted to be on something or hinted at having depression, social anxiety problems...There's nothing wrong with that some people are introverts some aren't.
 
What does worry me is the dependence on medication to keep us sane...There's meds if you get anxiety attacks, if you get ED, if you can't concentrate, if you're grouchy EVEN meds to stop shaking your leg if you have "Restless Leg Syndrome!"
 
WTF?  Then I remembered I take suppliments to keep muscle and energy up and many female friends take birth control pills in order to control PMS...Of course then you have the people that don't take meds but smoke pot or drink daily or hell even cigarettes...Ever been around a person who gave up cigs?...Insano time.
 
I guess we all have a crutch and I don't begrudge anyone taking meds for mood stabilizing...Hell even as I write this I'm drinking a coffee, without my 2 cups in the morn I'm grouchier than Mohawk73 at a Midget Tossing Contest yelling for people to put him down.
 
I do think there are natrual ways to balance body hormones and that too much of anything is bad...I also think anything made my Big Pharma is evil...The Adderal, Rytlin, Prozac, Zoloft etc are dangerous and what you seem to have is a bunch of people addicted to blurring reality with drugs in order to get by.
 
Diet and exercise help and honestly if someone needs to smoke out I can understand as I rather deal with a pothead than a drunk...Awhile back I hit a low point which freaked me out being I'm usually a happy go lucky kind of guy and my friends who are doctors were all take this or that...But none asked about my diet, if I had hobbies, if I drank/smoked...They went straight to medication...Fuck that...It's poison.
 
I do believe that hormones are what pushes us, made me an Alpha Male but lately I'm like a fat old tiger in a cage...Do I want to be all gunho and crazy fun with spectacular drama filled messes...No...But man was it ever fun! 
 
I need a push, a goal, a swift kick in the ass to focus...Hoping to find a middle ground where I'm chipper WITHOUT getting myself in trouble...But it's difficult like that game "Just the Tip" I mean you're either all in or not right?...Save that teasing thing for when you were 18.
 

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The Hardest Thing In The World
23 Views          04/20/12
Some say it was my penis...Others say it's appoligizing when I'm wrong about something...I like to think they're both tied for first.
 
Since 2008 I've been waiting for something major to happen and all I have for my troubles is boredom for waiting...So next month being almost halfway through the year and I've decided to make some semi-major moves that will either pan out or leave me feeling stupid:
 
1.  There's issues at work as due to the Feds...We're releasing thousands of inmates out to the streets...Meaning a total revamp of my department...I'm hard to fuck over due to my seniority but there are no protected spots...I have to wake up and hustle...Get ahead so if things do go bad I can sustain not just be left shocked and with no options.
 
There's times I wake up and I do major things, we all do, but 2 weeks later...I'm sitting down and stopped pushing myself...I get ahead and I then get lazy...I'm like a fat guy who goes on a diet for a few days then next time you see him he's fatter eating a gallon of "Chunky Munkey" while watching "Biggest Loser" on TV...Who says we can't have a fun interesting witty lives even if money is tight?
 
I mean one time when I was 17...With literally $10 bucks I had an adventure of food, vodka, coke dealers, a hot woman all while wearing combat boots and a TRENCH COAT!..God I miss the 80's...When dressing like Buckaroo Banzi, Highlander or looking like Peter Murphy was cool.
 
That's where my silly RockaBilly Idea comes into mind...I'm 1/4 of the way invested to hopefully get it going by June.....Go big or go home no?...Better than sitting around wondering "If only I'd..." "Why didn't I...?" 
 
3.  Medical procedure on the way...I feel good about it but as we all know there are no certainies in life...Major but everything will be fine.
 
4.  Loss of old friends...Miss old ways but God knows Noodles have egos and getting buck wild issues...Maybe being mature is a good thing....(PAUSE)...Fuck no being mature is boring and I can't stand it...BUT sometimes in order to do well we have to behave well enough to get things going.
 
So I have till 3rd week of next month to make my move...I can't mention my idea YET...BUt if it hits I'll put up some pics...You might be surprised...Old silly Noodles still have a lil pizazz...Heavy on the Azz.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Daydreams
10 Views          04/09/12
Recently my state had the world's largest Lotto Payout of about 3/4ths of a BILLION dollars...That got many people daydreaming of what to do.
 
I just came off my days off and the wife and I drove down to the Carmel/Big Sur area both days, mingly among the rich pseudo hippie crowd enjoying the view and snacking a lil here and there.
 
As we went to our usual lil River Inn I told the wife lets go down the ! a lil further than usual and when I did I saw what I want:
 
A midget eating tapioca pudding with a soup ladle?...No
 
Two men wrestling Greco-Roman style covered in honey for a "My Buddy" Doll?...No
 
Munkies doing munkie stuff?...No
 
I saw a two story bar and grill on the side of the road next to a cliff overlooking the ocean in Big Sur...It was on the side of Highway One, a small two lane road...It had huge windows facing the ocean and was made of dark wood with red flags around it and my heart melted.
 
Man I would have my house on top, working as the lead bartender, booking the bands, the 80's parties, Goth night, Ska night, Raggae night...Mix drinks, eat, laugh with what some consider the most amazing view and among some of the sweetest, nerdy people in the area...No crime, no graffitte just, sun or rain either way an amazing life to be had.
 
That was my daydream and even now as I think of it it makes me smile :)
 
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Feel A Vibe
8 Views          04/09/12
Hate how tame I've become...Like when you see a fat bear who is now content to wear a silly hat, ride a unicycle and wave at the kids for snacks.
 
 
 
However, as grouchy as I am I've recognized that and WILL change that...The difference between being active, a lil crazy and on the move is a bit of cash and good planning.
 
 
 
SO I've decided to hit the B-Boy Scene...Not the one with lil kids pretending to be pin up models and young Elvises but the old school one with everyone dressing up and for a better phrase look like that great video by INXS "Elegantly Wasted."
 
 
Drunk, high, pale yet finely dressed...Man those were the days.
 
 
 
I had planned to see the California Missions but the family looked at me like I had 3 eyes...I then spent what might have been a Cancun vacation on several beauuuutiful revolvers so all I can do for now is UP my game but on a "Working Man's Salary"...Be advised I use the word "Working Man" liberally on myself...Since most of my job is to harrass, annoy and talk crap to my partners...But if God didn't want me to pick on them then why would he allow me to continue?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Lack Of Sleep
11 Views          03/28/12
This week is my "Hell Week" of waking my fat ass up at the crack of dawn and going to work half asleep, shooting guns half asleep and then stumbling my once again mentioned sweet ass and taking naps.
 
I have cat chromosomes in me...Half man half cat.
Do I always land on my feet?...No
Is it because I can see in the dark?...No
Is it my ability to climb anywhere and get stuck up there?...No
 
It's because like a cat I like to sleep al ot and I can literally sleep through anything...Storms, earthquakes, my wife's complaints etc...Not always a good thing but I'm being honest.
 
Most of the staff that's taking the training is the morning shift...(6:00am-2:00pm) and I've noticed they ALL looked fucked up...Pale, bags, sad, tired, crabby...They start to wake up around 9:00am and act human but for the first hours it's "Touch and Go"...Kinda like a Catholic Priest at Boys camp.
 
Young guys look older, old guys looked sick, young women look pale and out of it...I have a belief that Americans have much to learn from the Europeans besides not wearing deoderant and the love of cheese that smells like dirty feet (Thanks again Luxemburg!)...I believe that NO ONE should be at work earlier than 10:00am and finish work at 6:30pm.
 
Everyone would be happier and well rested...Less wars...More smiles and less calling sick because you couldn't drag youraself out before 6-7 am.
 
True Story #534:
 
I actually turned down a job that would pay me about over $1000 more a month because it started 6:00-7:00am and it became a matter of quality of life over money.
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